"When Bernie Met Sally

I know Meg Ryan is noso young anymore but just look at her here. Watched this last week. Its one funny movie. And Bernie sounds just like Harry.

I want a Pre-Historic Date

Here at this bar in Japan. This would be awesome at a bar facing the T-Rex. Although this would not be time I dated a fossil or someone similar to dinosaurs -Velociraptors. Thin of 2000 BC - Before Condom.

Talk To Women: How To Keep The Conversation Going & Avoid Conversation K...

Probably the most important thing in a date. Aside from the date with a girl and of course moolah -yours or hers. Hopefully not your money.Its way past the 1990s ! Anyway if you will be the one footing the bill make sure its a cheap place, call it rustic or a hole-in-the wall ... believe me it works.

Never on a beach

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/837646-police-order-sex-on-the-beach-couple-to-cool-off-in-the-sea

You never know what is happeming.

OK This is my favorite movie

Someone must have put truth serum in my beer this morning. Or did anyone of you wished that I would be honest today?

OK OK this is my favorite movies. Aside from the Die Hard Trilogy.

Bad Sky Diving Date - Comedy Time

A little bit funny. Anyway it is sheepy monday. Sky Dive? mahal lang

Science of Sex Appeal: What Women Find Attractive

So it is still CARacther and PESOnality. Not all women siguro. Some men are like that as well. I remember the time...

Mondo Mini Shows Web Originals - Blind Date

For your pre-lunch entertainment. :)

How To Get a Date With Absolutely Anyone

OK< He he what do you thinK ?

First Date Tips : What to Wear on a Dinner Date

Hmmm. Seryoso. Well if you date at Jollibee anything goes I guess- at least legally. Tapos if you go to Melo's I guess there is a dress code. Or you can order out :)

Does this work for you? This video advise.

Porn surprise for Indonesia's parliament | Metro.co.uk

Porn surprise for Indonesia's parliament | Metro.co.uk

OK. Somebody was using the resources of the government. Well it would have been simpler if he (or she) tried dating ... Ok not simpler but definitely more fun and safe ... Ok may or may not be safe depending on the conditions prevailing at the time.

But then again this is funny? Has this happened to you? In the office perhaps or elsewhere?

Girls and Guitar!!

This is what I am talking about. Funny also. What do you think? Anyone has tried this?

Animal Magnetism

Shark falls in love with diver's metal arm | Metro.co.uk

Shark gets attracted to diver. Do you sometimes wish na dating would be this easy?

Dating Fail

Question: Is this video

a) true
b) fake
c) funny

What do you think?

Dating in the dark Season 1 Ep. 1 (Part 1)

Dating in the Dark? Blind Date. Although there might be some plus in using this. Specially if it is for a fad. But really?

Brewery boobs over naked beer ad? | Orange UK

Brewery boobs over naked beer ad? | Orange UK

What do you think? WIll you even drink the beer? Based on the color of the hair? yuck

Hotel creates 'train room' | Orange UK

Hotel creates 'train room' | Orange UK

OK did we not beat them years. Our motels had theme rooms na diba? From the Pharoah's suite to Tarzan's Jungle, Alam ko may Predator and Matrix room pa

Beer laced with cheese 'aids sexual performance' | Orange UK

Beer laced with cheese 'aids sexual performance' | Orange UK

Ok I would like to see the medical explantion for this. Of course you know the significance of thie for those who drink too much and shall not be named. Pwde kayang kumain na lang ng Pizza?

One more important impact Beer Dates !!!

Man marries pillow | Metro.co.uk

Ok I may be looking for dates. But I am not yet at this level Man marries pillow | Metro.co.uk. Although. I mus admit may favorite pillow din ako. I am man enough to admit it and its not something you-know-what. To each his own di ba. Its not my market :)

Borat - Dating Service Skit

Plow experience ha ha. is there a dating service in the Philippines?

Simon Atkins/UAAP..(clap, clap, clap)

Large number of vehicles turn into giant Transformer | Metro.co.uk

This is cool.

Large number of vehicles turn into giant Transformer | Metro.co.uk

World Naked Bike Ride Brighton & Hove 2010 HD 720p

We will never have something like this in the Philippines. But should we?

Freak Out: Erotic Cucumber v Two-Headed Cow | Metro.co.uk

Freak Out: Erotic Cucumber v Two-Headed Cow | Metro.co.uk

What a morning. Something to make you laugh and keep the traffic blues away. I hope.

Blind Date 1987 (HQ) Trailer -Bruce Willis the Man

My uncle showed this to me a few years ago. I loved this movie. Actually my Uncle showed me two movies that I love this one and Emanuelle Kant. And that is why Brothers in the faith of party time and girls I still have a VHS player. There are a lot of classics out there

Remember before Die Hard there was Blind date

Date Gone Horribly Wrong - Funny Animation

This one funny video. I wish did this to Diver Girl. She gives Divers a bad name. Self-Absorbed Intellectual. She told me we were too alike to be in a relationship. Moi self-absorbed Me. I am humble and un-assuming. I am nice. I am cute. I have the full collection of the care bear toys and the collector items Teletubbies and I am not afraid to say it amd that is how sure I am of masculinity.

So how the Bloody hell did this post get to the topic of masculinity.

%^&*(*W! Diver Girl!!!

How I Met Your Mother : believe it or not my favorite show

This is my fave show. I also get good dating tips from it. Watch Barney

FIFA WORLD CUP FINAL Spain Vs. Netherlands (and why the USA should be wa...

I figure this would be a grest way to meet girls. But I do not have enough money to go South Africa. Maybe here in Pinas there would be some sexy blonde bombshell who would be a soccer er football fan. Go Rinaldo! So I went to this one bar here in the Metro and guess what all the gitls had dates Some with guys an girls.

In the end I did hook up with a Blonde Australian six foot four from the land Down Under. Except that his name was Collin from Waga Waga.

Wrong market and I am not a member of the Bubba Gump Club - I dont like Hipon.

Cheers Mate!

Dating Tips by Uncle Arpee

I work in research and one of the areas we are doing right now is about men and women. More particularly Filipinas. Hence, my interest in it. As a someone who as been there and back several times. As they say if you dont succeed the first time there is always the next time ... and the next and the next. Never surrender. Anyway, here is an interview of my Tito Arpee about dating.



What do you think?

The Girl XXX

It must be fate. Ever since the girl named XXX threw my toothpaste tube down the toilet bowl when we were in pre-school I have been challenged with girls. I really do not know why as I remembered I was quiet charming and friendly. It was one of those talks one had during recess while brushing. XXX was quite advance for our age. Taller than most of us and wider too. She was BIG.

Blame it on the Animal Kingdom or rather the book our teacher had shown us the other day before. It was one of those pretty books with a lot of drawings and little words. And it showed a trip of Little Jane to the Zoo.

XXX and I were talking she asked me what animals we would be in the book. I though I would be a monkey given my slim figure and natural intelligence. And she was looking at me waiting what animal she would be and I said she would be the Gorilla with the White stripe on its back.

Then it happened BAM.

She got my red and white tooth paste and took it to the banyo, toilet and flushed it down. Bye bye toothpaste. Still I was lucky it was the toothpaste and not me I guess.

Years later I saw XXX again in college and our talk went to pre-school days for some unknown reason and she was talking about this small unggoy like boy who called her an ape. Luckily, She did not remember me or who I was despite maintaining my youthful feartures and slim figure. Very lucky indeed because she would have been still able to throw me down the toilet.

XXX was of course was and never had been my love - which was lucky in more ways than one. And never did I date her.

I wonder with what I know now and the knowledge I stumble upon at work would it have been different? Not that I fancy the girl named XXX.

No More Sunshine

Extended lunch break. I am will not be saying Good Morning Sunshine anymore. Yesterday, my friend told me saying Good Morning Sunshine was to sissy like and after reading my twits, plurks and facebook he said it made me look to effeminate - a euphemism a diplomatic term he used.

With friends like these who needs enemies.

GRRRRRRRR

Next time he will probably ridicule me for saying Hello.

GRRRRRRRR

He did treat me out to beer at Terry's in Podium. He ordered for me a Chimay. A Belgian Beer - A Trappist Beer. I guess he thinks this makes up for what he said. OK it is good beer. And he may be right.

Is this the reason why people give me that "look" whenever I say that.

OK OK OK OK I will take his advise. A man who knows his beer is a man of the world - a wise man... OK I will take his advise and stop saying Good Morning Sunshine.

Of course Sunshine. I will never forget Sunshine.

Sunshine Sunshine Sunshine

Blogging is good therapy.

I have buy more Chimay.

Dating Viking Women

Good Day Sunshine,

Here is one video I got while looking for dating videos on youtube. Funny, Funny, Funny and nakakatawa talaga.

Retreat

The third rule of steve - from the Tao of Steve:

Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.

Or Tao of Steve Rule Number Two

Tao of Steve:Eliminate Desire

Good Morning Sunshine. Here is the 1st Rule in the Tao of Steve. A favorite of mine. Dude at keast the latest one:

Mr Bean and the Blind Date

Tao of Steve

A friend sent this link to me last week. He said, "Pare, you should watch this film. It is a but old but you can get insights from it."

Insights? Me? Yeah sure.

Then I watched this film. Of course I watched it on You Tube. Well. It was funny and I can totally understand it. It aint Rashomon or Seven Samurai ... well it was on a different class.

On a different note. I met by accident my first crush "Princess" the other day at the cinema.

Average Joe

One of my favorite shows. Do you like this show.

Sometimes, I really wonder if the things that happen on TV actually come true. Di ba?

Do geeky dudes get the girl or is The Big Bang Theory a very misleading and heartless attempt to get the hopes up of techno-freaks. Kawawa naman my friends and buddies na ganito.

I was just watching a few episodes over the weekend and I just couldn't help but notice how Penny has grown to love Leonard's quirks. I really love this show but sometimes, I think it mocks the guys who are frustrated with love. Yhe Wall Flower boys.

Now, I'm not exactly a newcomer around these parts. I was swinging for the fences since I was in kindergarten. Ah Kindergarten and my Princess. Well that was her name.

My name is Antonio

Hello there my name is Antonio. How I would wish I could say that the way Antonio Banderas would say it Antonio. Its not the name its the way you say it ... A-n-t-o-n-i-o with the Spanish accent.

B-E-R-N-A-R-D-O or Bernie for short of course I do not have the accent of Antonio "Zorro" Banderas dude so we make with what we have. Call me Bernie mi compadre that is me or as my old Uncle would say, he was very strict. Good old Tito Antonio Sanchez or Tony Sanchez. He taught me a lot that uncle of mine.

Of course siya si Antonio and ako si Bernardo.

Dude I should not complain despite my less than ideal Mestizo appearance I can still pick up the interest of the girls - Seven out of ten in fact.

Bilib ka ba? :)

The sad part though is I seem to have a slight tiny and problem with keeping the girls interested in me. So here I am at the top of my prime at 24 without a big stomach but without girlfriend - at th moment.

I figured it was best to write things down here in this blog. Well because/kasi nga - I could learn from it and share the "knowledge" with others. As my old Uncle Antonio the UnBanderas would say,"Papunta ka pa lang pabalik na ako."

So nandito ako Dude to share my expertise and learn. My name is Bernie and not Antonio.

The Times, Life and Loves of Bernie Sanchez alias Bernie.