No More Sunshine

Extended lunch break. I am will not be saying Good Morning Sunshine anymore. Yesterday, my friend told me saying Good Morning Sunshine was to sissy like and after reading my twits, plurks and facebook he said it made me look to effeminate - a euphemism a diplomatic term he used.

With friends like these who needs enemies.

GRRRRRRRR

Next time he will probably ridicule me for saying Hello.

GRRRRRRRR

He did treat me out to beer at Terry's in Podium. He ordered for me a Chimay. A Belgian Beer - A Trappist Beer. I guess he thinks this makes up for what he said. OK it is good beer. And he may be right.

Is this the reason why people give me that "look" whenever I say that.

OK OK OK OK I will take his advise. A man who knows his beer is a man of the world - a wise man... OK I will take his advise and stop saying Good Morning Sunshine.

Of course Sunshine. I will never forget Sunshine.

Sunshine Sunshine Sunshine

Blogging is good therapy.

I have buy more Chimay.

Dating Viking Women

Good Day Sunshine,

Here is one video I got while looking for dating videos on youtube. Funny, Funny, Funny and nakakatawa talaga.

Retreat

The third rule of steve - from the Tao of Steve:

Do something excellent in her presence, thereby proving your sexual worthiness.

Or Tao of Steve Rule Number Two

Tao of Steve:Eliminate Desire

Good Morning Sunshine. Here is the 1st Rule in the Tao of Steve. A favorite of mine. Dude at keast the latest one:

Mr Bean and the Blind Date

Tao of Steve

A friend sent this link to me last week. He said, "Pare, you should watch this film. It is a but old but you can get insights from it."

Insights? Me? Yeah sure.

Then I watched this film. Of course I watched it on You Tube. Well. It was funny and I can totally understand it. It aint Rashomon or Seven Samurai ... well it was on a different class.

On a different note. I met by accident my first crush "Princess" the other day at the cinema.

Average Joe

One of my favorite shows. Do you like this show.

Sometimes, I really wonder if the things that happen on TV actually come true. Di ba?

Do geeky dudes get the girl or is The Big Bang Theory a very misleading and heartless attempt to get the hopes up of techno-freaks. Kawawa naman my friends and buddies na ganito.

I was just watching a few episodes over the weekend and I just couldn't help but notice how Penny has grown to love Leonard's quirks. I really love this show but sometimes, I think it mocks the guys who are frustrated with love. Yhe Wall Flower boys.

Now, I'm not exactly a newcomer around these parts. I was swinging for the fences since I was in kindergarten. Ah Kindergarten and my Princess. Well that was her name.

My name is Antonio

Hello there my name is Antonio. How I would wish I could say that the way Antonio Banderas would say it Antonio. Its not the name its the way you say it ... A-n-t-o-n-i-o with the Spanish accent.

B-E-R-N-A-R-D-O or Bernie for short of course I do not have the accent of Antonio "Zorro" Banderas dude so we make with what we have. Call me Bernie mi compadre that is me or as my old Uncle would say, he was very strict. Good old Tito Antonio Sanchez or Tony Sanchez. He taught me a lot that uncle of mine.

Of course siya si Antonio and ako si Bernardo.

Dude I should not complain despite my less than ideal Mestizo appearance I can still pick up the interest of the girls - Seven out of ten in fact.

Bilib ka ba? :)

The sad part though is I seem to have a slight tiny and problem with keeping the girls interested in me. So here I am at the top of my prime at 24 without a big stomach but without girlfriend - at th moment.

I figured it was best to write things down here in this blog. Well because/kasi nga - I could learn from it and share the "knowledge" with others. As my old Uncle Antonio the UnBanderas would say,"Papunta ka pa lang pabalik na ako."

So nandito ako Dude to share my expertise and learn. My name is Bernie and not Antonio.

The Times, Life and Loves of Bernie Sanchez alias Bernie.